5 STEPS TO NGURUMA NA FRESHA!

In college most of us absolutely hate going to class or is it tents, so the only good part about holiday coming to an end is the arrival of fresh meat (and I don't mean the slop they serve in the mess hall). As a freshman you will get a fair share of ass -- which also comes along with a handful of "dear Jesus, I think I have AIDS" scares. The first month of school, something that is now a reality for many of you, is the perfect time to storm freshman vaginas. If you are a second year or older, and you don't suck your thumb, you need to keep one thing in mind: girls gravitate to older men, especially in college. So utilize the tricks below and you'll get to have your twat and eat it too (if you so chose). 

As always, any and all sex should be consensual, and not forced, whether physically or through alcohol or drugs. And make sure she's 18. Some freshaz  aren't.

5. How to handle the girls with the long-distance relationship .
Hot girls in high school all have boyfriends -- don't ask me why, I'm not a sociologist, I just accept it as a fact of life -- and most of them foolishly still have them when they go to college. Don't let this deter you, though. She is going to miss her man and long for his touch, but she is in Narok and Timmy is 400 kms away in Kisumu. A true gentleman, such as yourself, would do the right thing and step in to be that shoulder for her to cry on, that ear for her to talk to, and that throbbing cock for her to straddle.

4. How to gauge her interest .
You've already lived a full year of college, so automatically you are way more interesting than she is. That alone will draw her in. Girls also like a sense of security, and since she is in an unfamiliar place, she is going to want a man who knows his way around -- the city/town and her vaginal walls. The simple truth is that there is no easier way to a freshman girl's crotch than to show her a good fucking time and take her to sick parties(read*Moran*). Just be sure that she is not a virgin. If she still has her cherry intact, I suggest you take your cock elsewhere because fucking her is going to take a little thing my father likes to call "work," and you don't want any part of that.

3. How to make sure the young lass doesn't cling to you .
If the girl is a freshman and you have a one-night stand with her, keeping her from clinging is easy. Just don't give her your number (accepting her as a friend on Facebook is debatable). By the second month of school, you'll both be afterthoughts in each others' minds. But if that perfect situation is unavoidable, sit her down -- on your lap, maybe -- and explain to her that she is just starting college, and jumping into a relationship so soon is a bad idea. She will heed your advice and then ride your cock like a Ferris wheel out of appreciation.

2. How to not burn bridges .
Be nice. Be sincere. Don't promise her the world if all you can give her is a crusty eye followed by the DUMPSTER. I know that sounds totally contradictory to everything that I have ever said, but take it from a guy who has doused a few bridges with kerosene and then tossed a match on them right after I crossed; enemies of the female gender can ruin your love life. It's one thing to be considered an asshole, it's another thing once people start actually believing you are.

1. How to not alienate the older chicks .
Depending on the circles you run in, this might not be as difficult as you think. Most of the broads I hung out with in college knew what the deal was by the time we were closing first year. You having sex with a young freshman won't change their opinion of you. Hell, you probably already banged half of their sorority, so what's one more? If your circle of friends is full of loud mouths, be more discrete with how you go about your fucking. The last thing you want is to one day really like a girl and have her not like you because you're touted as the campus man-whore. Or that could be all you've ever wanted... What the hell do i know?

                                     Leave a comment,i know these will definitely work for you.

The 20 Most Powerful People In African Business-FORBES AFRICA

According to the Newly launched FORBES AFRICA,this are the people running African business,here we are talking purely about African-born business moguls. 

They are termed as bold and fearlessly ambitious, building pan-African companies with regional and even global presences. They are influencers and change-makers. Their voices are never ignored within Africa’s business and political circles, and through their resolutions and actions, they shape the economic future of the continent. Here are the 20 most powerful men in African business:

Marius Kloppers

Nationality: South African

Job: C.E.O BHP Billiton

The world’s largest mining company, BHP Billiton (BBL) has ridden the crest of the biggest commodities boom in recent times. The company is set to announce a pre-tax profit of $30 billion in June, the largest  in recent British corporate history. Kloppers spearheaded it all. His biggest problem: How to spend the money. Possible solutions: Massive share buy-back, strategic acquisitions, or increased dividend payout to shareholders.

Kloppers earned his MBA at INSEAD; worked at Sasol (SSL), Mintek and McKinsey & Co before joining Billiton in 1993. He became C.E.O in 2007.

Jacko Maree

Nationality: South African

Job: C.E.O, Standard Bank Group

The former Rhodes Scholar sits at the helm of affairs at Standard Bank Group, Africa’s largest financial services conglomerate. The $26 billion (market cap) group operates in 33 countries (17 are in Africa). He led the bank through its aggressive global expansion, making key acquisitions in Turkey, Russia, Argentina and Jersey.

Maree currently serves as chairman of The Banking Association (S.A.) and is a former director of the International Monetary Conference.

Patrick Davies

Nationality: South African

Job: CEO, Sasol

Patrick Davies is CEO of Sasol (SSL), Africa’s largest energy company, headquartered in South Africa. The $34 billion (market cap) company is the continent’s leader in the commercial production and marketing of chemicals and liquid fuels. It is rapidly expanding into oil and gas exploration.

Davies is credited with driving the internationalization of Sasol’s gas-to-liquids technology. He has a degree in mechanical engineering from the University of Natal, South Africa.

Nicky Oppenheimer

Nationality: South African

Job: Chairman, De Beers Group

Oppenheimer, an Oxford grad and South Africa’s richest man, chairs De Beers Group, the world’s largest diamond producer, as well as its subsidiary, The Diamond Trading Company. He sold nearly 8% of his stake in AngloAmerican, the mining giant founded by his grandfather Ernest Oppenheimer in 1917. Now owns 2%. The passionate environmental conservationist owns the Tswalu Kalahari Reserve, the largest private game reserve in South Africa. Avid cricketer.

Sifiso Dabengwa

Nationality: Zimbabwe

Job: CEO, MTN Group

Big job ahead: Sifiso Dabengwa was recently appointed the Group Chief Executive of MTN, Africa’s largest telecommunications firm. Company boasts 118 million subscribers in 21 countries. He has held several strategic managerial posts in the company, at one point manning the company’s Nigerian operations, its most profitable market. Prior to joining MTN, Dabengwa worked at South African electricity generator Eskom. Trained electrical engineer has an MBA from the University of Witwatersrand.

Cyril Ramaphosa

Nationality: South African

Job: Chairman, Shanduka Group, MTN

One of South Africa’s most respected business and political figures. In 2007, he was named by Time Magazine as one of the world’s most influential people. A renowned boardroom guru, he chairs the board of telecoms giant MTN and serves on the board of Standard Chartered Bank. He is the founder and Executive Chairman of Shanduka Group, a pioneering Black Economic Empowerment (BEE) Investment Holding company with substantial interests in energy, financial services, natural resources and property. Recently acquired the South African operations of American fast food giant, McDonald’s (MCD).

Aliko Dangote

Nationality: Nigerian

Job: President, Dangote Group

The former commodities trader is now a  billionaire who heads the Dangote Group, a conglomerate with interests in sugar, flour and cement. Crown jewel: $12 billion (market cap) Dangote Cement. Already the continent’s largest cement manufacturer, the company plans to list on the London Stock Exchange before the end of the year. But investors are skeptical. The company’s stock is down 15% since listing on the Nigerian Stock Exchange last year; yet to bounce back to IPO price. Dangote is a major financier of Nigeria’s ruling People’s Democratic Party.

Koos Bekker

Nationality: South African

Job: CEO, Naspers

South African media mogul is CEO of Naspers, Africa’s largest media conglomerate; also its biggest individual shareholder. The $12 billion (market capitalization) company owns stake in pay-TV giant DSTV; Russian Internet company Mail.ru; Brazilian publisher Abril and Chinese Internet service provider Tencent. He was also a founding director of MTN and served on the local organizing committee for the 2010 FIFA Soccer World Cup. Also serves on the council of Stellenbosch University, his alma mater. Chief executive of Naspers since 1997.

Abdeslam Ahizoune

Nationality: Moroccan

Job: Chairman & CEO, Maroc Telecom

The Moroccan is the chief executive of Maroc Telecoms, one of the continent’s largest telecommunication companies (owned by French media giant Vivendi). Prior to the appointment, he was Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Medi1Sat, the Moroccan television channel now called Medi 1 TV. Still remains a Director. He holds an engineering degree from Telecom ParisTech (1977) and was appointed the chairman of the Moroccan Association of Telecom Professionals (MATI) in 2008. He serves as the President of the Royal Moroccan Athletic Federation.

Onsi Sawiris

Nationality: Egyptian

Job: founder, Orascom Group

Legendary patriarch of Egypt’s most powerful business dynasty. The Orascom Group which he founded has interests in telecoms, hotels and construction. The companies are all run by his three sons- Naguib, Samih and Nassef–all billionaires like Onsi.

Naguib Sawiris

Nationality: Egyptian

Job: CEO, Orascom Telecom Holding

Call him the ‘Peacemaker.’ After being a vocal critic of Mubarak regime, the Egyptian telecoms billionaire and eldest son of Onsi Sawiris offered to act as a mediator between the government and the opposition in implementing political reforms after Hosni Mubarak stepped down. Naguib heads Orascom Telecom Holding, which owns massive stakes mobile service operators across Middle East, Africa, South Asia, Europe and Canada.

Patrice Motsepe

Nationality: South African

Job: Chairman, African Rainbow Minerals

South Africa’s first black billionaire is Executive Chairman at African Rainbow Minerals Limited (ARM), a leading diversified mining and minerals company, based in Johannesburg. He is also the non-executive Chairman of Harmony and the Deputy Chairman of listed financial services firm, Sanlam. Ardent soccer fan owns South-Africa’s Mamelodi Sundowns Football Club.

Wale Tinubu

Nationality: Nigerian

Job: C.E.O Oando

Trained lawyer bought up Unipetrol, a floundering government-owned petroleum marketing company; transformed into Oando, Nigeria’s largest indigenous integrated energy services provider; active in various West African countries. Oando was the first Nigerian company to achieve a cross-listing on the Nigerian and Johannesburg stock exchanges. Big ambitions: Looking to create Africa’s first oil major. Tinubu serves as co-chair of the World Economic Forum in Africa. Alumnus of the London School of Economics.

Naushad Merali

Nationality: Kenyan

Job: Chairman, Sameer Group

The reclusive Indian-Kenyan is one of East Africa’s most revered businessmen and dealmakers. He heads the Sameer Group – a $2 billion privately held conglomerate with interests in construction, engineering, energy, finance, transportation and software. Also chairs Bharti Airtel’s operations in Kenya. Has close links with country’s president, Mwai Kibaki.

Strive Masiyiwa

Nationality: Zimbabwe

Job: Chairman, Econet Group

The Zimbabwean telecoms visionary founded Econet Wireless, one of the pioneering providers of mobile phone services in Africa. Now seeking expansion outside Africa; company owns a 3G license in New Zealand. He also serves on the Board of Trustees at the Rockefeller foundation.

Reginald Mengi

Nationality: Tanzania

Job: Chairman, IPP Group

Mengi is one of Africa’s most powerful media barons. Started out as an accountant; made first millions manufacturing ballpoint pens and selling them to big retailers. Today, he heads IPP Group, a diversified media conglomerate active in East Africa. Assets include 9 newspapers, 2 television stations and 3 radio stations. Also owns a Coca-Cola bottling plant in Dar-es Salaam.

James Mwangi

Nationality: Kenyan

Job: CEO, Equity Bank

Charismatic Kenyan banker turned around a moribund microfinance company into East Africa’s largest financial services provider. Equity bank now serves millions of customers all over East Africa. Remains largest individual shareholder. Represents Africa in the presidency of the Global Economic Network and also serves as an advisor to the United Nations Environmental Program (UNEP) on commercialization of microfinance in Africa.  Member of the Clinton Global Initiative.

Sam Jonah

Nationality: Ghanaian

Job: Executive Chairman, Jonah Capital

The former president of AngloGold Ashanti was instrumental in transforming the mining company into a multinational corporation; increased gold production from 240,000 ounces per annum to over 1.6 million ounces in ten years. Also spearheaded company’s listing as the first African company on the New York Stock Exchange. Currently serves as CEO of Jonah Capital, a South African based investment holding company. Jonah, a prominent boardroom guru seats on the board of several companies including Transnet, ArcelorMittal SA (MT), and the Standard Bank Group.

Chris Kirubi

Nationality: Kenya

Designation: Chairman, Haco Tiger Industries

One of the most vocal advocates for trade and economic reforms in East-Africa, Chris Kirubi founded privately-held Haco Tiger Industries, the region’s largest manufacturer of household consumer goods. Other assets include Kenya’s landmark International House building; largest shareholding in Centum, a Nairobi Stock Exchange-listed investment firm with interests in everything from insurance to Coca-Cola bottling plants, telecoms and energy. INSEAD alumnus.

Donald Kaberuka

Nationality: Rwandan

Job: President, African Development Bank

The Rwandese economist is the current President of the African Development Bank. The 78 country-member financial institution provides loans and grants to African governments and private companies operating within the regional member countries in Africa. ADB commits at least $3 billion to African governments annually. Kaberuka has a PhD in economics from Glasgow University, Scotland.

  
Now where are you and where do you plan to be???mind you,your father is not on the above list....hahaha.Be inspired,leave a comment and lets BLOOM!
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Luos You Just have to admire them!

Some of the Luo pickup lines and brag phrases. Nobody does it better
than these guys.
Always proud to be a Luo

1. Yawa, I'm not a fisherman. I'm an aquaculture industrialist.
2. Omera, I dont take brookside, I download my milk from the milky way
3. Omera yawa! i dont sambaza, Can I just buy you an mpesa stall.
4. Omera, your plants are dying. Dont worry. I poured some
tusker on them to refresh their roots
5. Yawa don't talk to me unless you have a fruit salad, yaani Apple
Ipads, Iphones and Ipods with Orange lines
6. We'r also recognised in the bible. Just ask Nick Odemus
7. I dont sleep walk, I execute my dreamland escapades in 3D
8. Omera i dont doze off...i jus go on stand-by
9. Omera dnt U know LOL means Luo Or Luo akuna choisse bana
10. "Ati you want me to sambaza?? OMERA SAFARICOM BUYS CREDIT FROM ME!!"
11. Yawa omera am nt standing at kencom am standing opposite hilton
12. Yawa! do you know I personalized my browser. Its no longer OPERA
mini. Its OMERA mini.
13. Omera, Good Night! Remember, when you use 'Okoa Jahazi', Safaricom
is just lending you credit from my iPhone 4!!!
14. Ramoginite ya leo imesiika..yawa, nawesa kubaliwa kutoka nilipe tena?
15. Nyako did u see me on CNN on the feature "WHO OWNS AMERICA"
16. Omera, my Atoti asked me to Pay For her Weave in the Salon, I
Bought Her a Horse Instead
17. Omera, your Samsung phone is past tense. Mine is Samsin
18. 'Omera, ati you want my landline number? Bana take my fibre optic
number yawa!
19. At Ramoginite *Luo gentleman sees a pickup at the parkinglot*
Kwani mugithi night pia yuko leo
20. "Ati wireless? Kwanini?? mmeskia sina pesa ya wire?? Chieth Gweno."
21. "Come on omera the only 50Cent that I know is a musissian"
22. Omera, when thieves come my dog doesn't bark, it removes its ipad
and uses the iBark app
23. "Ai Yawa Johnny Walker?I don't drink Alcohol from people
Walking.You dont have 'Johny driving an S-Class?''
24. Omera am not bald headed, this is my solar pannel bwana
25. I didnt go to school named after somebody, thats a homestead Omera
I was in Alliance
26. So omera do you know PILSNER mean 'People in Luoland Say Nothing
Except Raila'
27. Teacher: repeat after me, ODM is not as strong as it used to be"
Student: Hakunaaaaa bwana!
28. Omera i take my range rover sport 2 a car wash.......YOU take ur
vitz 4 a baby shower!!!
29. "Hallo...did u get my msg...its jst th@ my househelp had the
laptop,i could have e-mailed u"
30. Ai yawa its raining just Put that VITZ that carries my phones in
the boot of the Range Rover,I will go with to Ramogi night
31. Teacher:Omondi, can u pay attention.
 Omondi:can I use my visa card
32. Hahaha nobody lied I do have a chopper in the carr
33. I dont own two dogs bwana, that's my dog's dog, chokee!

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